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sextnoise:

following back tons!

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swaggiethough:

hello 911 i accidentally missed my moms calls 13 times in a row i think I need to be in a protection program

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  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not
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purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

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"I’m used to it"

- The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via stateless1972)

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thatfunnyblog:

people who repeat their unfunny joke several times 

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unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

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blueboyscout:

I once had some football player tell me that marching band wasn’t hard and my then 8th grade football coaching history teacher said, “In marching band, everyone is important. Nobody sits on the benches unlike you and your benchwarmer buddies.” And that was the first time I ever heard a football coach say something nice about the band.

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kuriboss:

Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- fuck what was I dreaming about again

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